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 Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:19 am Post subject: Worst way to die. Ever. |
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| Quote: | My weekly non-green bit of bizarrary brings us to Germany and the scene of one of the creepiest ways to die around…
A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.
Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.
And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.
A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.
“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.
“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.
“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.” |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:12 am Post subject: |
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 I have to say with complete honesty that has gotta suck. I really don't know what to say about it except laugh.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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its not really that bad a way to die. he was bitten by a spider...
the creepy shit happen after
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:06 am Post subject: |
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| silvercliff wrote: | | its not really that bad a way to die. he was bitten by a spider |
True. See Skynet, it wasn't the worst death ever.
Skynet is a cunt!!!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: |
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he is lying to us through creepy internet articles.
and wow, i only just realise this was bumped from way back lol i thought i had seen this before
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:45 am Post subject: |
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I just copy pasted from the article I believe.
Anyway, all this "Skynet is a cunt" is a personal attack on me. Stop it now or I shall complain to those in charge!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:30 am Post subject: |
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| Criff wrote: | | Skynet is a cunt |
| Roofus wrote: | | Sknet is a cunt |
| Skynet wrote: | | Skynet is a cunt |
| Various Other People wrote: | | Skynet is a cunt |
Mods are saying it, so good luck fighting and winning this one. You beter have Johnny Cochran to win this one. Hell, we have your confession and you self-incriminated uh, yourself a few times as well.* 
*Is it me or does that just sound really stupid? Self incriminated yourself; of course it's going to be yourself, it's self-incriminaton.
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No it does sound stupid. And mods don't count. The admins is where it's at. And I have nothing but respect for our overlords here at BlueGuerilla 
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I figured it would be hanging from the porch.
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