Tiger Woods Needs To Get In 18 Holes A Day

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:36 am Post subject:

Christians are model citizens we should all emulate because they're perfect in everyway!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:59 am Post subject:

Buddha was too fat to worship. Jesus kept his weight in check so he wins.

If I'm going to worship some dead fat guy it's going to be Biggie Smalls, Chris Farley or Yokozuna.

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:39 pm Post subject:

Tiger mistress claims golfer had gay romps

So, the line goes, Tiger Woods plays golf right-handed. But off the course he swings both ways.

If you believe the latest allegations surrounding the golfing super star, that is.

RadarOnline reports one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, claims to have witnessed the golfer engaging in sex with other men.

She's currently attempting to sell a tell-all book about her time with Woods.

Ferriolo told RadarOnline she is planning to reveal Woods' "healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods' sexuality."

The Italian model has no evidence to support her claims.

So far, no other women claiming a relationship with Woods have linked the golfer to sexual encounters with men.

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One of Ferriolo's representatives confirmed to Radar that "she is in talks with a number of publishing companies regarding a tell-all book deal."

Ferriolo, from Sicily, reportedly claims to be one of Tiger's favorite mistresses.

Source: Yahoo!7
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:49 am Post subject:

Mel Gibson teed off with treatment of Tiger Woods

MEL Gibson has opened up with an in-depth interview on drinking, his ex-wife - and Tiger Woods.

The 54-year-old movie maker said the disgraced golfer had been unfairly made a target since details of his rampant womanising emerged.

But "mad Mel" also expressed remorse and accepted blame for the disintegration of his marriage to Robyn Moore after he was arrested for drink-driving in mid-2006.

"I feel sorry for Tiger Woods," Gibson told Britain's Daily Mail.

"Why are we talking about this when we're sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan?

"You've got this history-changing event going on and we're talking about Tiger's private life and golf injuries.

"He's being used as a diversion and it just drives me crazy. You come out savaged. I just think, 'Who cares?' "

Gibson, who was promoting his new film, Edge of Darkness, opened up on his divorce.

"Nobody is without sin," he said. "You have to try to make amends if you can. You have to shut up and move on and not whine about it. And you have to deal with it like a man.

"'I'm to blame (for the breakdown), if you're inclined to judge.

"And that's it. Whatever fallout comes from it, be it fair or unfair, you've just got to accept your own culpability. The minute you start whining, it's ridiculous."

Drink, Gibson said, remained a demon.

"It's been 3 1/2 years now (without alcohol) ... I have to be vigilant about these things or it will creep back in," he said.

Source: Herald Sun
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:51 pm Post subject:

The lover Tiger Woods has known since she was 14

THIS is the first picture of the secret lover Tiger Woods has known since she was just FOURTEEN.

And our shocking story of his fling with neighbour's daughter Rachael Coudriet will wipe that smug grin from the face of the Masters comeback 'hero'.

Sources say that despite confessing a string of mistresses to furious wife Elin Nordegren - and going into sex addict rehab - Woods kept SILENT about his fling with the young girl on his doorstep.

And as he returns home to Florida tomorrow from the big tournament in Augusta he has TWO massive bust-ups in store - first with betrayed Elin, then with Rachael's angry ex-marine DAD.

For party-loving 22-year-old Rachael - Woods' youngest conquest - is not the usual porn star or cocktail waitress targeted by the randy golf star.

Student Rachael and her family lived on the same exclusive Isleworth estate in Orlando as Woods - and they've known each other from her early teens.

Last night an estate insider told us: "Tiger thought his problems were behind him after his astonishing return to the golf circuit this week, but Rachael's news has rocked the community here.

"Tiger believes he can just brush aside his scandals and play golf, but this revelation is too close to home.

"Rachael's father Ray is livid at what happened, and wants some answers. He's vowed to confront Tiger face to face over his 'unacceptable' behaviour.

"The rest of the Coudriet family are in disbelief too. Many of them are wanting to 'sort Tiger out'."

Speaking through friends, Rachael confessed she always had a schoolgirl crush on the billionaire sports star which climaxed in a steamy TWO-HOUR sex session in his private office 11 months ago.

But sources told us that Tiger and Rachael met dozens of times in recent years. One said: "Tiger's a fitness fanatic and he'd often meet and flirt with Rachael at the estate's country club swimming pool and gym.

"He was always happy to talk to local girls, and no one thought anything of it.

"Rachael's dad owns a huge multi-million construction company and is a popular figure within the community club here. He often involved his family in what was going on.

"Tiger and Elin both knew him from functions like Christmas and Thanksgiving. But Ray never knew Tiger was so close to his daughter. And he's desperate to protect her now that her name has been outed. He feels his daughter made a mistake, but Tiger didn't.

"He has vowed not to talk to the media about it - but he's determined to get Tiger alone.

"He's a no-nonsense guy so that meeting will be explosive!"

Another pal warned that beefy Ray is extremely protective towards Rachael, gives her a £2,000 monthly allowance and flies her around the States in a private jet.

Rachael told friends how Woods, 34, made his big move on her on May 29 last year, just six months before the truth about his string of affairs was exposed.

A pal revealed: "Tiger arranged for Rachael, who was just 21 at the time, to join a golfing group. He flirted with her, making vulgar jokes and she was infatuated with him. They exchanged phone numbers and he invited her to a party afterwards at a mutual friend's house in Isleworth.

"She arrived with a female friend. Tiger served the girls two of his special drinks - Corona beer mixed with rum - and sat next to Rachael.

"Then he began texting her. He wrote, 'Let's leave - have your friend take you home and I'll pick you up there.' "

Woods collected starstruck Rachael in his Cadillac Escalade, with its two child car seats still in the back.

He drove her to a secluded spot between Isleworth boat ramp and the tennis courts and began kissing - just yards from the family home he shares with Elin, their two- year-old daughter Sam and 14-month-old son Charlie.

But fearing they would be seen, Rachael told friends how Woods whisked her to a private office he owns nearby.

A pal revealed: "The two of them had sex on a couch for hours - right next to a crib for Tiger's children. That made her feel guilty that she was having sex with a married man with children."

Rachael told friends Woods didn't use a condom and described the sex as "mechanical" and "unemotional".

Despite his begging, she refused to meet up for a repeat session. Our source said: "Tiger texted her constantly with sleazy sexual innuendos. He even asked her to fly to meet him at a golf tournament in Michigan.

"But Rachael felt ashamed. She had a new boyfriend and despite all the badgering from Woods over the next four months, she refused to hook up with him."

An increasingly desperate Woods apparently texted her the filthy message: "When are you coming home again? I want to see you. What are you doing right now? Are you touching yourself? I want to **** you."

Refusing to accept rejection, he sent another vowing: "You're the girl in my neighbourhood - I trust you. There are no other women."

Rachael told a friend: "It was like he was stalking me with text messages."

And when the scandal broke about Woods' harem of mistresses Rachael was determined to confront him about it.

Last month she approached him at the gym and angrily told him: "I feel extremely violated by what you did to me."

Woods just stared unemotionally and said: "Sorry about that." Then he walked away.

Rachael told a friend: "When all these other women came out, I felt so stupid. I felt used, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex."

Our Isleworth source told us: "Tiger's wife Elin was totally in the dark about Rachael and this is just one more insult on top of the pain she's suffered - and it's all right on their doorstep.

"Elin's stuck by him on the advice of his therapists but this could be the final straw. Many friends have told her to end it." I felt so stupid. I felt used, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex."

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